2013-10-05 04:39:09 UTC
has been demanding that NASA reactivate the moon programs to find gold
hoarded by the Nazis after WWII.
Newly discovered documents have come to light that show that the Nazis built
UFOs and hid millions of tons of stolen tooth-gold at Ancillis on the moon.
Mr. Abrams has been demanding that either the American government fund new
moon trips, or at least pay the equivalent in money. Mr. Abrams recently
stated that, "American lack of interest in this issue borders on
Anti-Semitism", but added, "we are glad that the US government is
considering retrieving our stolen gold."
NASA has been given special congressional support and US President, Mr.
Cokehead, has set up a special committee to look into these allegations. In
his weekly radio address, the President stressed the need for "understanding
Scientists call the claims ridiculous, but added, "the scientific community
should not engage in Anti-Semitism because there is a small probability that
the claims are accurate."
Mr. Abrams was not available for comment.