On Mon, 7 Aug 2017 15:18:06 -0700 (PDT), FirstName LastName
Post by FirstName LastName
He's a quark firing honey of gezer,
And all the girls say he's got a little tezzer.
He farts in the day,
And he farts at night,
And when he makes love,
He does it just right,
He never gets mad,
And he's never sad,
He don't wear panties,
And he's scantily glad,
He is the King of North Korea,
And he's giving us fucking diarrhea,
He's talking about launching a nuke at Friso,
Because the town is full of homos that are balbubbah bawisco,
I don't care what he does,
I don't care what he says,
Just feed me all day,
And eliminate the gay.
I think I preferred your two-liner Poet Laureate winning effort below:
Me Heap Chief Big Runamuk,
Me likem good suckem suck.
RJ (preferred jew aliash)
"We CAN hide forever."
- Klaun Shittinb'ricks (1940 - ), acknowledging that he will
NEVER prove where he infests or give his real jew name
"Die Juden sind unser Unglück!"
- Heinrich von Treitschke (1834 - 1896)
"First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out
because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade
Unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Trade
Unionist. Then they came for the jews, and I did not speak out
because I did not give a shit. Then they came for me and there
wasn't a single commie bastard left to speak for me."
- Martin Niemöller (1892 - 1984)
Illuc nisi Dei gratia vadam.
- Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe (? - )