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Some Borscht Belt humor
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Susan Cohen
2020-02-12 03:47:55 UTC
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q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke
q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start
q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks
q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve
q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!
q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!
q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
Carolina Reb
2020-02-12 04:23:14 UTC
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Mine is definitely tickeled!
The Peeler
2020-02-12 09:30:07 UTC
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On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 20:23:14 -0800 (PST), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

NO gays in this group, capisci, you two disgusting senile nazi homo swines!
So fuck off to your homegroup!

F'up to alt.homosexual

Picture of the ugly effeminate senile gay nazi sow obviously with something
stuck way up her arse:
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Cock-crazed Hampton about his faggot problem: "My Butt Hurts!"
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The Peeler
2020-02-12 09:29:00 UTC
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On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by Susan Cohen
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!
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"Hello from AVG.

Please stop advertising us. We don't want to be associated with neo-Nazi
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And fix your fucking sig separator!

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Michael Ejercito
2020-02-16 17:21:32 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by Susan Cohen
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!'
You got that right!

He is so ashamed of his beliefs, he forges Susan!


Michael
Michael Ejercito
2020-02-17 17:49:37 UTC
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Post by The Peeler
On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by Susan Cohen
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!
Indeed.


Michael
Susan Cohen
2020-02-23 05:07:19 UTC
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On Mon, 17 Feb 2020 09:49:37 -0800, "Michael Ejercito"
Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by The Peeler
On Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:47:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by Susan Cohen
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!
Indeed.
Michael
Both you and gay Roman have no sense of humor
The Peeler
2020-02-23 08:44:54 UTC
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On Sun, 23 Feb 2020 00:07:19 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by Susan Cohen
Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by The Peeler
If you are a racist, gay, nazoid swine, yes, Loose Sphincter!
Indeed.
Michael
Both you and gay Roman have no sense of humor
There is nothing humorous about the utterly pathetic racism, perversion and
idiocy you display here every day, Loose Sphincter!
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Loose Sphincter about his passion:
" I love eating the Shit out of Poor Helpless Dumb Goran Razovic! LOL"
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Susan Cohen
2020-02-23 19:39:53 UTC
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During and after WW2, more than 20 million big fat Russian dicks
entered the vaginas, anuses, and throats of German women - repeatedly.
Does this prove Hitler was wrong?

Michael Ejercito
2020-02-12 16:25:32 UTC
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Post by Susan Cohen
q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke
q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start
q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks
q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve
q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!
q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!
q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
Forger, those jokes were immoral.

You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!


Michael
Carolina Reb
2020-02-12 17:38:01 UTC
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Post by Michael Ejercito
Forger, those jokes were immoral.
Go back to being the Asian jack-o-lantern that
you are, you pud-pounding Mongoloid bastard.
The Peeler
2020-02-12 18:01:23 UTC
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On Wed, 12 Feb 2020 09:38:01 -0800 (PST), our resident senile nazi homo,
"All Bark & No Bite", aka Humpin Hampton, aka Caroloony Reb, the subnormal
moron and attested schizo from the States, wrote:

<FLUSH the disgusting senile nazi homo swine's usual disgusting sick nazi
homo bullshit unread>

Get the fuck out of straight people's ngs, you disgusting senile nazi homo
swine!

F'up to your homegroup

Picture of the ridiculous gay nazi assclown (with ridiculous vaudeville hat! LOL):
https://postimg.cc/Tp8B3hDq
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Cock-crazed homo Hampton:
"Oh Alan you broke my heart!"
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The Peeler
2020-02-12 20:54:55 UTC
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On Wed, 12 Feb 2020 08:25:32 -0800, "Michael Ejercito"
Post by Michael Ejercito
Post by Susan Cohen
q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke
q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start
q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks
q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve
q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!
q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!
q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
Forger, those jokes were immoral.
You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!
Michael
Your problem is that you have no sense of humor. Those jokes were
hilarious!
The Peeler
2020-02-12 21:52:17 UTC
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On Wed, 12 Feb 2020 15:54:55 -0500, Loose Sphincter, the unhappily
Post by The Peeler
Post by Michael Ejercito
Forger, those jokes were immoral.
You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!
Michael
Your problem is that you have no sense of humor. Those jokes were
hilarious!
ONLY to someone as dumb as you, Loose Sphincter:

http://www.livescience.com/18132-intelligence-social-conservatism-racism.html

The UK study also found a strong link between prejudice and poor education.

"People who give in to racism and prejudice may simply be dumb, according to
a new study that is bound to stir public controversy."

"The research finds that children with low intelligence are more likely to
hold prejudiced attitudes as adults."

"People with lower cognitive abilities also had less contact with people of
other races."
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Loose Sphincter about his passion:
" I love eating the Shit out of Poor Helpless Dumb Goran Razovic! LOL"
MID: <***@4ax.com>
plainolamerican
2020-02-12 17:05:00 UTC
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Post by Susan Cohen
q; What do you call a flying jew?
a; smoke
q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
a: good start
q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
a: He always burn all the Franks
q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve
q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
more to go!
q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
a wall?
a: He breaks his nose!
q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
q: Why don't jews eat pork?
a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.
Q: Who killed millions of jews in WWII?
A: German christians.
The Peeler
2020-02-12 18:02:42 UTC
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On Wed, 12 Feb 2020 09:05:00 -0800 (PST), plaingaydumbmuzzieshit spouted yet
Post by plainolamerican
Q: Who killed millions of jews in WWII?
A: German christians.
They were German NAZIS who also persecuted, tortured and killed German
Christians who didn't subscribe to the nazi ideology,
plaingaydumbmuzzieshit!
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